View photo
  • 1 hour ago
  • 457969
View photo
  • 1 hour ago
  • 255038

jakemalik:

someone sent me an ask saying “stop taking so many pictures of your dog”

image

bruno takes his own selfies its not me guys

View text
  • 1 hour ago
  • 119881
View photo
  • 1 hour ago
  • 60979

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

View text
  • 1 hour ago
  • 225964
View photo
  • 1 hour ago
  • 41408

robotlynx:

sighnless:

robotlynx:

lmao don’t try to scare me with that shit, everyone knows that skeletons aren’t fucking real. nerds

then explain this

image

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS CHRISTJESUS FUCK

View text
  • 1 hour ago
  • 109746

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

View text
  • 1 hour ago
  • 449494
View photo
  • 1 hour ago
  • 677
View photo
  • 1 hour ago
  • 60542

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let you know…

Chattiest (via chattiest)
View quote
  • 1 hour ago
  • 63
View photo
  • 2 hours ago
  • 1488
View photo
  • 2 hours ago
  • 150566
View photo
  • 2 hours ago
  • 400021
  • one third of me:I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
  • one third of me:sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty
  • one third of me:fuck everyone I hate people
View chat
  • 2 hours ago
  • 746309
x