- Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
- Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
- Guy: Well...yeah.
- Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
ready and willing to promo anyone who can provide visual proof that they have killed over 100,000 bees in the last week
I can hit a wasp in the air with a can of Raid from 10ft and I have a former co-worker that can verify that. We spent the entire summer as janitors and killing wasps. Close enough?
anyone can throw a can at a bee I need real results here
today a teenage white boy looked me straight in the face, pointed at himself, winked at me, and said “so how about helping papa bear with his math homework?” and i think i was speechless for a total of 10 seconds before telling him i dont associate with people who call themselves papa bear